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Friday Humour

A friend sent this email round earlier today, had me in tears, thought I'd share. Happy Friday...

 

 

BRAINS OF BRITAIN  

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman:

What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant:

Homosexuals..

Jeremy Paxman:

No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

 


BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston:

Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant:

Geography isn't my strong point.

Jamie Theakston:

There's a clue in the title.

Contestant:

Leicester

 


BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White:

Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:

I don't know.

Stewart White:

I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant:

Arm

Stewart White:

Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant:

Strong.

Stewart White:

Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant:

Louis

Stewart White:

Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:

Frank Sinatra?

 

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )

Alex Trelinski:

What is the capital of Italy ?

Contestant:

France .

Trelinski:

France is another country. Try again.

Contestant:

Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski:

Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant:

Sorry, I don't know.

Trelinski:

Just guess a country then.

Contestant:

Paris .

 

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

Anne Robinson:

Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

Contestant:

The Conservative Party.

 

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )

DJ Mark:

For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Ruth from Rowley Regis:

I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

 

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoyne:

What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant:

Goosey?

 

GWR FM ( Bristol )

Presenter:

What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant:

I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

 

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER )

Phil:

What's 11 squared?

Contestant:

I don't know.

Phil:

I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

Contestant:

Is it five?

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:

Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant:

Forrest Gump.

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:

On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant:

Er. ... ...

Richard:

He makes bread . . .

Contestant:

Er .. .......

Richard:

He makes cakes . . .

Contestant:

Kipling Street ?

 

LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter:

Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant:

Barcelona .

Presenter:

I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant:

I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain ..

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question:

What is the world's largest continent?

Contestant:

The Pacific..

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )

Presenter:

Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

Contestant:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre:

What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant:

Magna Carta?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

James O'Brien:

How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant:

Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth .. ER. ER ... Three?


CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )

Chris Searle:

In which European country is Mount Etna ?

Caller:

Japan .

Chris Searle:

I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller:

Er ........... Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )

Paul Wappat:

How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (long pause):

Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

Daryl Denham:

In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant:

Holland ?

Daryl Denham:

Try the next letter of the alphabet..

Contestant:

Iceland ? Ireland ?

Daryl Denham: (helpfully)

It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant:

No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Phil Wood:

What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant:

Er... ..... ..

Phil Wood:

It's got two syllables . . . Kor .

Contestant:

Blimey?

Phil Wood:

Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . .

Contestant:

(Silence)

Phil Wood:

OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . ..

Contestant:

Walked?

THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes:

What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

Contestant:

Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter:

What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant:

Jewish.

Presenter:

That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright:

Johnny Weissmuller died on this day.. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant:

Jesus.

 

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Recruitment Consultancies looking for a new website

 

I have recently been working with FX Recruiter on a number of web build projects for recruitment consultancies.

Each site is built from a set of modular components to ensure that it is tailored specifically to the client’s requirements.

What has really impressed me though is the way each site is optimised to attract clients and candidates.

If you own or are a key decision maker for a recruitment consultancy and are considering developing your existing website, get in touch, I could probably get you a special deal.

I highly recommend www.fxrecruiter.co.uk

Filed under  //   online recruitment   website build  

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Advert distribution report - Broadbean

I have just downloaded Broadbean’s latest advert distribution report for 2009.

Number of ads distributed by Broadbean fell by 32.2%. The industry worst hit was Building/Construction which saw volumes drop by 67.8%. Social Care was the least affected sector, in fact their volumes grew by a staggering 81.3%.

A full breakdown of the results can be found at http://broadbean.us1.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=1aba5e099ce8a039b47a3a5cf&id=8b89fc27b5

The results really don’t contain any surprises.

Now what would be really interesting if Broadbean published data from each of the 1,100 job boards which it posts to, and their application data too please.

So come on Broadbean, spill the beans!

 

 

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Google social search feature

First saw this on Matt Alder's blog http://recruitingfuture.com/

Really interesting development from Google, making the web truly connected.

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Trusted Social Networks for Business - Employer Connections

 

There is a huge amount of noise around the subject of social networks and recruitment. My personal view is that Linkedin is a fantastic recruitment tool, sites like Facebook and Twitter aren't. What I have always thought is that if employers could create their own Linkedin and connect and communicate with all their employees, ex-employees, suppliers, clients, NOW that really would be a powerful tool.

Well that concept is now a reality with the launch of www.employerconnections.com. This really takes social networks onto a new level. 

Employer Connections builds trusted social networks that allow employers to realise the value of their connections through sharing knowledge, talent and friendships, brilliant.

There are three core drivers for using the site and the software of Employer Connections: recruitment, business development and social engagement.

Recruitment - A recruitment channel is provided to drive hiring through personal referrals

Business Development - The business development module facilitates relationship building with external affinity groups such as customers, suppliers, partners, investors, professional associations and industry bodies

Social Engagement - The social engagement module is designed to build relationships and encourage members to actively engage and participate in their community

The concept was originated by Peter Ward, who built and sold the financial recruitment consultancy MartinWardAnderson. He's subsequently bought Hugh Fordham, ex- Stepstone, into the business. Most definitely a site and a company to look out for in 2010.

Filed under  //   online recruitment   social media  

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Cornish Employers - Understanding Online Recruitment

This is a presentation I gave to a large Cornish employer who were thinking about developing a business case for investing in an applicant tracking system.

Any organisation that recruits more than 25 people a year should seriously consider integrating an applicant tracking system into their business.

There are some excellent systems in the market for both small, medium and large employers. Adopting such systems can ultimately:

- Save money on recruitment costs
- Improve the profile of an organisation
- Attract better candidates into the business
- Improve administrative and recruitment processes
- Reduce time to hire
- Increase employee retention

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2nd Generation multi-posting technology company launches in UK

There was good news this week for recruiters who post to multiple job boards; Knollenstein, mainland Europe’s largest multi-posting software provider announced its entry into the UK market.

Knollenstein already work with some of Europe’s largest staffing firms such as Randstad, United Services Group and corporate clients include T-mobile, Siemens, Group4 Securicor. They also provider the Dutch Government (The Civil Service) with their post and tracking solution.

Couples of points here that are really interesting: Firstly Knollenstein provide, what I term as, a second generation posting and tracking solution. They go beyond what is currently available in the marketplace and enable recruiters to post their jobs not only on traditional job boards, but also on social network sites such as Linkedin and portals like MSN. For the first time recruiters will be able to plan, execute and manage recruitment campaigns across a whole range of sites from one interface.

Secondly; Knollenstein are looking to target the UK corporate recruitment market (40% of their clients in Europe are corporate) and in particular offer hugely reduced rates to corporate recruiters. An average price per post of £1.50 should encourage corporate organisations to adopt Knollenstein as there multi-posting provider of choice.

It will be interesting to see how the UK market reacts to this announcement.

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Predictions for 2010

Happy New Year everyone. Very glad to see the back of 2009, but very nervous for 2010, let's hope my reservations for 2010 are unfounded.

Anyway to kick off the New Year thought I would make some predictions of my own...

Recruitment

1. Social Media recruitment will not take off as many expect it to. Twitter, Facebook et al will not become mainstream recruitment channels.

2. Linkedin will develop their job board offering further. Linkedin will be the de facto tool for recruitment consultancies and in-house recruiters and it will continue to take business away from established job boards.

3. I think job boards are in for another rough yearJob board revenues fell to £121m for the first half of 2009, this is a whopping 33% drop from the first half 2008. I expect these figures to continue to head south. Niche sites and sites that also carry relevant editorial content will be best placed to deal with the continued downturn. Recruitment consultancies will further reduce their spend on job boards, as will large employers, who will both seek to develop their direct hiring strategies. 

4. Fish4jobs will change ownership.

5. As will Totaljobs.

6. Large Cornwall employers will experience an upsurge in the adoption of recruitment technologies. In fact I predict a better year for recruitment technology providers.

7. I fear another major recruitment advertising agency will go into administration.

8. In order to survive, successful companies will differentiate themselves by being fanatical about service, measurement and providing results based solutions.

The Economy and Politics

Let me share with you my worst case scenario...

The general election produces a hung parliament, the UK loses its 3 star credit rating, markets will be in total turmoil and September 2008 will seem like a late summer garden party.

However what I hope and think will happen is the Conservatives win by a majority of (at least) 80 seats, a lot of civil servants will unfortunately lose their jobs, but the markets will hold and we will miraculously avoid a double dip recession.

Sport

1. England lose to Brazil (on penalties of course!) in semi-final of World Cup. Capello resigns as England Manager and takes over SAF at Old Trafford.

2. England beat Australia on Boxing Day test in Melbourne and to go on and win the Ashes.

3. Europe beat a Tiger-less USA in the Ryder Cup.

4. Wheels come off Newcastle's season and they lose in play-offs. Mike Ashley walks away from the club. WBA crowned champions of The Championship.

 

So there you go wish I could be more positive, but think we are in for another very difficult year. 

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Google - Experiments in Digital Creativity

https://sites.google.com/site/experimentsindigitalcreativity/

Came across this in my Google docs folder today.  As we come to the end of the year I think it provides us with an excellent reminder on how far digital creativity has come in the last 12 months.

Some of the slides and videos on here are very very inspiring.

Enjoy!

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time management tips

OK I have to admit straight up here that I feel a bit of a fraud posting about time management. After all my time management skills are limited. But I hope what will be apparent is that I can talk a good game...

Basically I wrote this in response to Intuit (QuickBooks) who are writing a “12 days of Christmas guide” for small businesses and entrepreneurs, more information can be found at http://www.smarta.com/blog/2009/12/12-days-of-christmas

So to make the most of the time I spent writing the email, thought it could also double up as a post on my blog.

Anyway here are my top tips on time management....

 

1.       Organise your to-do list at the end of each day


If people are organised they will sit down at the start of each day and write a to-do list. However to be super organised, people should always write their to-do list at the end of each day. At the end of each day it should be clear what needs to be done tomorrow. You also don’t waste the first 30 minutes of your day writing a list. I’ve also found stress levels have decreased and I am sleeping better, no longer worrying about what I need to do tomorrow.

 

2.       Group your to-do lists

Organise your to-do lists into groups such as 1. Admin 2. Accounts 3. Emails 4. Business Development 4. Research 5. Blog 6. Telephone calls 7. Personal tasks etc. It’s then much easier to have a clear overview of all the jobs in hand and from there you can prioritise your tasks.

 

3.       Prioritise your tasks

Understand the difference between urgent and important. I prioritise tasks in terms of what must be done by the end of the day, what should be done by the end of the week and what you'd like to do by the end of the week.

4.       Avoid multitasking – especially if you are a man (Ho! Ho!)

Every time I attempt to multitask, I wind up doing each task with a lower level of quality than I would have if I had focused on just that task. In the end, I’m left with tasks done in a mediocre fashion and, quite often, no time saved at all. That, to me, is a lose-lose.

Here’s the way to solve it: focus on only one task at a time. Let the rest slide. Work on that one task in bursts – at most an hour in length. Then stop and catch up on any incoming messages you need to deal with, take a break, and so on.

When I begin a big task, I shut off everything. I turn off my phone, I close my email, I shut my office door. I choose music (or similar audio) that’s conducive to concentration. I set the clock to an hour maximum. When I stop and step back, I usually realise that I’ve completed what seems like a lot of work, far more than I would have achieved with interruptions.

 

5.       Allocate specific times of the day to specific tasks

Allocate specific times of the day for telephone calls, emails, written work, online work (Twitter, Linkedin etc.), and research. By doing this you will minimise the amount of time wasted on emails and other non-essential work, you will also be less likely to be distracted from the task in hand. For example my day (assuming I don’t have external meetings) works something like this:

 

8am – 9am          Catching up on emails + Twitter / Linkedin

9am – 10am        Written work (Blogs, proposals, articles)

10am – 12pm     Business development calls + call backs

12pm – 2pm       Exercise / lunch / emails/ research / reading work

2pm – 4pm          Business development calls + call backs

4pm – 6pm          Written work (Blogs, proposals, articles) / online research / emails

 

6.       Practice 4 Ds of email management

Very often the emails are the cause of the most time wasted in a day. We can spend up to half our working day going through our email inbox, making us tired, frustrated and unproductive. A recent study found that one-third of office workers suffer from e-mail stress.

Making a decision the first time you open an email is crucial for effective time management. To manage this burden effectively, Donaldson-Feilder advises practising the 4 Ds of decision-making:

 

1.       Delete: half of the emails you get can probably be deleted immediately.

2.       Do: if the email is urgent or can be completed quickly.

3.       Delegate: if the email can be better dealt with by someone else.

4.       Defer: set aside time at a later date to spend on emails that require longer action.

 

7.       Finally last but not least – for all accounting tasks use Quick Books and ditch any excel based systems you have. This will save a lot of time!

 

 

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